Things wot we have learned

For those of you not familiar, this is Webster. He's on his holidays with us, but even though he's been in the family for about 8-9 years we're always learning.
His hatred for motorbikes is not directed at the bike more the noise, as his barking is just as loud toward trailers
He's always on his lead due to his unpredictability with other dogs, but we now realise after a quick sniff, he cant be assed with them.
And he will time his shits till he is directly in front of small children on bikes who will stare, point and exclaim that "thone's totally minging" as loudly as possible until it's picked up