1001

Blipdate: 1st day, 10th month.

The desk neighbour took the Stress Ball War to a dangerous new level by producing a collapsible wet sponge.

The weapon, developed by traffic-light-windscreen-wash technologists, sneakily fits in a back pocket and, when immersed in water, becomes a soggy sponge office missile within seconds.

The boundaries have been shifted.

This action may be revenge for the rounders blip.

Peace coffee possibly required for a few days to subdue the uprising. The force is strong there.

At least the cricket bat has not resurfaced.