Things I should have left in the shop

This is a voice changer. It has five different switches that produce five different voice effects. The boys love it. All five voice effects amplify the voice a hundredfold and each one resonates around your head until you have to steal yourself not to scream at your children, "STOP IT!!!! Please, just stop it."

I do not recommend this toy as a present for your children if you are under any sort of stress or of a nervous disposition. It will tip you ever so noisily over the edge.