Wishing

My son has cracked the system. Apparently, you have to make your wish as you blow on the dandelion, not before, as he has foolishly been doing all these years. I'm not sure what he wished for but I bet it involves going to Argos.

With this in mind, I'm thinking of selling a dandelion on ebay, complete with wishing instructions. Just to see if anyone would actually buy it. I mean people buy acres of moon all the time, at least a dandelion is tangible. Imagine the chaos if suddenly we all had access to the moon, people would be waving their certificates about and fighting over craters.