The Best Kind of Friends

This is the kind of friend that Teal likes.

No need to get in the middle of any fun and put on her fun police uniform, no noise from it, it doesn't try and take her food, it doesn't sniff about in her bloomers and it can be ragged about and the insides taken out without her getting told off.

Miserable Old Witch.

Friends love misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky or too successful or too pretty, our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.

Erica Jong