Squeeze, don't suck!

I told them the lemon was for squeezing on the fish, not sucking. Did they listen?

I've been getting my just desserts today. I mocked hubby this morning for completely over-reacting to knocking his spoon out of his cereal bowl. Little did I know that by the end of the day I would be having a full blown tantrum on my driveway with stamping feet and sweary words and everything. My list of calamities includes - leaving my phone in Asda, squeezing tomato sauce all over my hands and chopping board, spilling wine all over the kitchen worktop, breaking the kitchen worktop (now fixed), pulling a sunflower out of its pot...and so on.

I'm going to lick the worktop and go to bed.