Pingu

I don't know if anyone will agree, but I always think Heddlu sounds like a word from Pingu.

I have literally seen police everywhere today. It's not so much that I feel I was being followed so much as they were pre-empting where I would be...foiled at every turn...
When I walked past this station earlier there were literally 10+ standing outside chatting, and then I walked to Sarah's house and walked past 2 cars and a potential house raid, and then I saw a whole group later as well. What's the name for a collective group of police people? An anxiety perhaps; that's the feeling they tend to evoke...
There was a group of guys walking towards the station with a big black bag as well; my thought process was 'OH MY WORD THEY HAVE A BODY BAG-oh no wait maybe they just bought a carpet' just as a guy in front of me shouted across the road to them 'you want to be careful with that body bag, there's coppers down the road!'
They all laughed, but they didn't deny it; I felt rather uneasy...