Wallflower.

B&Q 9.00 Purchased fence stain, two plants, one plant pot, compost.
Home. Painted one fence, both sides.
Planted up plants.
Ate McDonalds.
B&Q again. Purchased one lawn mower. Got three plants free and £10 off lawn mower.
Home. Constructed lawnmower.
Mowed lawn.
Stopped for visiting in-laws.
Continued with lawn.
Moved all pigging wood. Again.
Tidied out shed and playhouse.
Collapsed on deck.
Crawled to shower.
Blipped. (Not in shower).
Perusing blip whilst awaiting tea.
Totally and utterly knackered.

I hear you can get men who do these jobs. I looked hard in B&Q, but did not find them anywhere....