Pet Giraffe

This 3ft tall wooden carving lives in our hall along with the Mexican turtle unlike him the Giraffe's main aim in life is to be constantly unstable on his feet and threaten to fall over every time I walk near it.

To clarify that, it's just me that he doesn't like, everyone else who comes to the flat seems to hold no interest for him.

Now that Mrs Al is "Down South" the Giraffe has found himself leaning in the corner of the hall so as not to upset me anymore.