So, while walking up the stairs my foot slipped. Caught all but my baby toe, which took the brunt of my weight. Snapped like a twig. I guess I came as close as I could to tearing it off, without actually tearing it off.

The toe is now black and blue and broken. It also has a huge gash along the underside of it/between the two toes. Mum said I needed to get stitches, but I didn't want to spend her last day visiting in the ER. Bandages and polysporin here I come!