Could life get any better?

Given a set of steak knives (with forks) today.

But wait. . ..

. . . . . which I did. . . . .

but no-one offered me another set. . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . or a free pedicure

. . . . . . . or even a free pass to the Romance Writers of Australia Convention.

But they did work a treat on the t-bone.