Bloody Great !!!!!

Don't be fooled by the shy exterior.....
The contents of this glass hold the magical answer to ridding me of the terrible affliction, and by no means self inflicted or alcohol related that is my hangover!!!!!

I went to the bingo last night...see yesterday's blip, and I won Hee-haw....all I have to show for it is a green ink dot on my hand that won't wash off, and the aforementioned horrible hangover,,,,,

So I got to thinking...like I do....

Why do the things we like the most always result in regret or unhappiness????
1...Going to the bingo = not winning...
2...The day I decided to shave my legs = I now have to do it every day...what a Bain!!!
3...Falling in love = heartbreak...though thankfully not this time I must add...
4...Overindulging in alcohol = the already mentioned and epic beast that is the hangover I now am dedicated to cure...
5...Overindulging in alcohol = serious case of the munchies... I mention the alcohol again, but it has a lot to answer for...but why the hell does it give is the munchies?..even though you're not hungry in the slightest, why does it do that???...we turn into ravenous lunatics that behave like we've never ever seen food!!!
6...Overindulging in the wonderful world that is junk food...fries, potato chips, chocolate = weight gain...I mean, I only have to look at a bar of chocolate and I put on weight!!!.
..I have a theory, in everything, there is a negative an a positive....the skinny dude eats tonnes of junk, and never puts on weight..a positive...but where does the weight go, and the negative?....to me!!!!!
7...My unhealthy addiction to haribos = monthly visits to the dentist....I did a lot of irrepairable damage to my body and my teeth due to my eating disorder which has resulted in my teeth being in awful condition...
8...Going on a shopping spree when you've got no money in your account = even less money and probably an item of clothing I didn't really need, and will only wear once...
9...My crazy ass addiction to cheese... = being ill....I love the stuff and would never ever entertain giving it up, unfortunately I am lactose intolerant and so need to limit the amount I actually eat....grrrr!!!!
10...Being a dedicated enthusiast of TGIF = another hangover...I agree that the place is highly, over priced, but I call anyone a liar you have to agree that the cocktails are damned good!!!!, and it'd be rude Not to go into one...lol

It's funny how the majority of the 10 things mentioned are probably so wrong, but yet the most fun, we all know they'll end in disaster, but undoubtedly will never give them up...lol
Youde think I'd have learned by now eh!!!

On the plus side however,my hangover is subsiding For now, and this Bloody Mary is Bloody Marvellous!!!

Things are Definately looking up...until tomorrow that is....:-)