All Eyes on the Ball

Hooray, hooray, the seventh of May,
Outdoor pickleball started today!

At last.

I used to work with a guy who always recited a different version:

Hooray, hooray, the first of May,
Outdoor f------g starts today.

Notice how Stewart is levitating in search of the elusive high ball. He managed to hit it back over his head while facing away from the net, but didn't quite get it over the net. A good effort!