The Street

Question:-What has no substance but causes misery?
Answer:-A hole.
I had a roofer in twice last week to fix my leaky roof. After he convinced me, the problem was fixed, I enjoyed a carefree weekend. Then, last night the heavens opened and I was back in the land of saucepans and buckets. He came back today and re-leaded the skylight.
Now all I need is some rain, before he has a chance to flee the country!!!!!