The Stuff Of Nightmares

All my life I've hated mushrooms. The smell, the taste, the texture. Everything. So much so that it wasn't until I was in my early 2os that I actually swallowed one. For a little while anyway. Turned out I was allergic.

Since then my reaction has got more violent with each exposure. And I started having nightmares about them. I think at this stage it's fair to say I'm heading toward phobic teritory, obsessed and horrified at the same time.

But I promise it wasn't me that broke these ones. I wouldn't be able to get that close.