How to...

1. Piss off a rabbit.
2. Get utterly soaked.
3. Have your bathroom and indeed your whole flat stink of shit that you didn't produce.

Pay attention, this is probably what not to do...

Diggers is lovely. I love him. However, sometimes he gets a bit on the stuck side, i.e. his shit sticks! Mostly to his nuts. I should have had them chopped off. I'm too soft! His poo on the other hand, was not soft. It's been stuck to his tail for a couple of days and he won't let me anywhere near him to clean it off.

Last resort... a bath. I cajoled shoved him into his carrier, put a towel in the bath, donned some rubber gloves and set to work. I've never had to do this before last time I conceded and took him to the vet to have his bum wiped! and I hope I don't have to do it again.

It was a successful mission once I got the scissors out but his tail is somewhat smaller than it was before we started. His bum is clean. My bathroom, three towels and my bath are not.

He's now in the huff and furiously licking himself whilst sitting with his back to me. I got the hairdryer out... he wasn't that impressed although he does let me hoover him, clearly preferring the sucking motion than the blowing one... wait... no... moving on...

He won't eat his dinner but quite frankly, with the smell in here, I'm struggling to think about mine!!

In other news, I've decided I like Dotty's 'Good Things' list so I'm making one of my own, only my list is going to be my random question(s)/thought(s) of the day.

Today's random thought: since when did it become acceptable to venture out of the house in your PJs?