Top Trumps

Not what was coming out of his bum but Match Attax Top Trumps. I'm sure he cheated and took all the best players as he beat me easily.
I'd say something like "attack 90" and he'd say "ah you've got Darren Bent, he's the only one with 90" or "defence 82" "that's Szczesny, he's the Arsenal and Poland 'keeper"
How does he know so much????

Also how does Ross always know when there's sport on random channels? We're watching Ospreys v Munster on BBC Wales. At least the commentary is in English, we have been known to have to listen to games in Welsh or Gaelic!