Mom can I sit here?

No you may not, but as long as you are there let me blip you. Trying to tell a cat where they can sit is a lost cause. Actually trying to get a cat to do anything is like trying to nail jello to a wall. She is usually really good but all of a sudden she has decided she really likes sitting there. At least she never gets on kitchen counters or kitchen table. That is something I just won't allow.