Mine's the gap.

Gridlock all the way to the Forth Road Bridge on the motorway.

Crisis.

But according to myth and legend, crisis is the same word for opportunity in Chinese.

So Mr Opportunity put his hat on, spooled up the slip road for South Queensferry, and

...got caught in gridlock in South Queensferry, all the way to the forth Road Bridge. But on a much smaller road.

I'm not sure if I trust the Chinese.