School life - Thanks Secret Santa !!

Yesterday was the staff Christmas lunchtime - every year for the last 20 years there has been a ' Secret Santa ' . Most years there is some sort of drama - someone hasn' t got a present , a label has fallen off and nobody will say who is supposed to get it , someone is shocked by a very risqué gift! More by accident than design I have ended up handing the presents out as the Boss has been in the dining hall having   dinner with the children !!
For fun I pretend to be Les Dawson and make lousy guesses as to what the presents might be - handkerchief/ socks / Christmas onesy/ bath salts etc etc .
I got a great present this year - cheese / chutneys and  ..... Welsh Cakes - my favourites- Thank you Secret Santa .!!!