Annie! Are you OK?

Never too old to learn, my good lady wife, three years my junior, informs me that that's what the CPR dummy is called and why she has become the most kissed woman in history. Annie that is, of course.

This isn't an Annie. This is a body-weight pool rescue dummy. I don't know how long it's been down there but the prognosis isn't good. Now where's that incident book?