Jingle Bills

The internship as one of Santa's elves wasn't proving as much fun as he'd expected. The grotto was dreary, and Santa hadn't turned out to be quite as jovial a boss as he'd been led to believe. On the bright side, his new pickup line "I can get you off the naughty list" was proving to be a winner.

It must be time for Christmas jokes. I'll start:
Q: How does Father Christmas like his pizzas?
A: Deep pan, crisp and even.