One More Sleep!

Bandit: Tonight's The Night!
Dylan: I didn't know you were a Rod Stewart fan Bandit!!
Bandit: I'm not. But it's the best night of the year.
Dylan: Is it Eurovision already?
Bandit: No, Dylan. Tonight's Christmas Eve.
Dylan: And?
Bandit: It's the night Santa visits.
Dylan: Who?
Bandit: The man with the red nose and white beard.
Dylan: Oh "him"
Bandit: No, not "him" Dylan. I mean Santa Claus. He's a nice man.
Dylan: In what way?
Bandit: Well, on Christmas Eve he goes around all the houses and leaves presents to the children who have been well-behaved.
Dylan: What about well-behaved bunnies? Do we get presents?
Bandit: Good bunnies might, but ....
Dylan: But what?
Bandit: You ate the kale Dylan.
Dylan: Just a little.
Bandit: And all those flowers
Dylan: Just a wee nibble
Bandit: And you tried to kick the vet!
Dylan: Huh! I don't believe in Santa Claus!!!
Bandit: Perhaps you should have listened to the words of this song Dylan!
Dylan: He's not much of a dancer is he!!!!!


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE