"You deserve nothing but all the finer things"

Today was fabulous. I felt so elegant. I was taken to a five star hotel and treated to coffee and scones in a grand lounge overlooking these fabulous gardens. I would love to do this everyday. I think I would make a wonderful 'lady who lunches' as long as it involved nobody else and I only ate scones. Scones may be my favourite food of all time. Yummy.