Labrador nose!

You will all be glad to know that I am refraining from posting any pictures relating to my snoot. It began pouring blood on Monday, went to hosp and they plugged my nostril and quite possibly my brain and sent me home.

Today I went back to get said nose de plugged. Wary nurse gingerly pulling the string of the tampon thereby extending my pain and with eyes (mine not the bloody fiddly nurse)watering, I jerked my head back and the literally bloddy thing was mercifully out! Then came the deluge! it hadnt worked! so had to sit for a further hour with crablike pinzers with the grip of Death on my snout!
Finally a doc came with some sort of hand held torch "your not shoving that into any orrifice of mine" i declared however he wrestled me to the floor and shoved it indeed up my poor wee hooter. "Think we need some Silver Nitrate" says he Now I am the font of all knowledge as I watch CSI and suddenly had this vision of me dissolving in a puddle on the floor!
However what he had looked like a drink straw and he plootered about in said cavity and said "that should be fine" turns out I also had some sort of infection so he gave me some antibiotics and said take two.
Came home with nose now very black looking much like a labrador nose or a panda nose with still a blood dribble but at least not leaving the place looking like the Texas Cahinsaw Massacre!
Grabbed two of said antibiotics and swallowed them in a onener and now have stomach cramps cause what the doc should have said was take two a day not two together! 500mgs at that!
Anyhows I will see what tomorrow brings.
In the meantime you get a photo of the pups first birthday card from her doggy family. What will they think of nexct?

OOps just turned the antibiotic box over and it says in great big letters Take ONE tablet TWICE a day! Should have gone to Specsavers!

Happy blipping from panda nose!