changeable weather

today has ranged wildly from sun to rain to wind to snow to hail...I've worn a t-shirt, sunglasses, ski jacket, woolly hat...driven on a snow-filled motorway with summer tyres and generally cursed the damn weather of this place. I would love to live in a place that is always summer, preferably with coconut trees because I think they are one of the coolest plants on earth. In my dream place, a cold day is about 15°c and a hot one about 40°c.
I have already ruled out the whole of the UK (especially Scotland), Switzerland, Denmark...well, Europe, to be honest. If anyone knows of a nice plot of land in a warm country with coconut trees and with a beach and with no scary or poisoness animals and no mosquitos, please let me know. If you want to join my hippy community in this paradise, please send CV with photo to my email address. No time-wasters.