Crispy grass ..

Crunchy under the wellies.
After the cold romp with Mrs Tits McGee we hot footed it over to IKEA.This was because shelving was needed for Floras room ...
We marched through the store only purchasing EXACTLY what we did not need AND we went and ate chips in the cafe... Just as we were ready to depart we remembered the BLOODY SHELVES ...
Shelves purchased we left the store and headed for home ...
Lucy and I popped to the evil HELL called Tesco supermarket and Lucy fell in love with a wheel of Stilton .. She's Stilton cheese obsessed that girl.
A boring evening of eating cheese and all of the Rabid Gnomes crackers ( tits McGees husband) ... Drinking snowballs ( advocat and lemonade) and shouting ...
Tomorrow off on a road trip for new year.