Totally predictable......

Some of you may know that I'm almost a doctor.....but you may not have realised that I'm also almost an astrologer.

Here are the first of my guesses predictions for 2015....

LEO: In early January, you will be seduced by a faux leather cream sofa (half price and double discount in the midwinter, post-Christmas, early January, pre-February, almost-spring, soon-to-be-Easter sales.) Unfortunately, your next door neighbour will drop a deep fried black pudding on it in June......

SAGITTARIUS: An unfortunate encounter with Jeremy Clarkson in the freezer aisle at Lidl, leads directly to your underwear going on fire in October.


ARIES: You will win £250,000 in the lottery. Sadly, your ticket is eaten by the dog five minutes before the draw begins.

TAURUS: Shirley Bassey offers to help with your ironing pile in May. Avoid this at all costs.

More tomorrow.........