Happy New Year!

I promise this is true.  I was eating lunch and a big chunk came off a back tooth.   Within thirty seconds my mobile pinged with this message.   Scary or not?

In the meantime, a traditional Scots toast...

May the best ye've ever seen 
Be the worst ye'll ever see. 
May a moose ne'er leave yer girnal 
Wi ' a tear drap in his e'e. 
May ye aye keep hale an' herty 
Till ye're auld eneuch tae dee. 
May ye aye be jist as happy 
As we wish ye aye tae be.