Stanleyeski V Bank of Toilet - Your move

We had our Budget in Ireland published today

My flatmate cleaned the bathroom too

I can now afford 9 rolls of quality toilet-paper less this annum

I remember the good ol' days when a day-old copy of the 'News ( spews ) of the World' did the job

I've got a big bottle of Domestos behind my back and I'm ready to flush
this Toiletski away - checkmate!Toiletski