Nigel

In the wee small hours Nigel decided (on advice from his room mates) that he should wear his snoring prevention contraption, which involved dunking a mouth guard in boiling water to soften it, then biting on it to mould it, then some gingery-pokery with an allen key to ensure that it moves the lower jaw forwards.  Obviously this activity is best performed when drunk, next to the disco, with people making you laugh when you are supposed to keep your mouth closed for 3 minutes.