Cailleach

By Cailleach

Has bean!

Today, Doris very kindly offered to run me to the supermarket to stock up on essentials (loo roll!!)

I got into his car, thinking that I probably looked incredibly thin, pale and glamorous, in a '1920s film star dying of consumption' sort of fashion.

He took one look at me, and said 'Dear God, you're terrifying when you're bald!', which apparently means that I look much better when I have half a ton of mascara on.....

Anyway, these edamame beans will be the first thing I'll have eaten since last Tuesday. Probably just as well I live alone......

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