Give a dog a break

Walkies? I don't think so. I've been walked off my feet while you've all been having your down time over Christmas and the New Year, and I'm dog tired. I may be six feet long when I do my stretching act all the way from front paws to rear pads, but I can curl up really small, and when I do it's a message that I just want to hog the old Aga heat, and enjoy my doggy dreams. So wake me up when it's Twelfth Night.

Snoooooooze.