Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

I'm growing......

........but what am I? 

Answers on a white fiver to moi. 

Fifty sheds of grey.

"I've been such a bad girl," she said, leaning up against the shed wall. "I deserve to be punished."

"Very well," I said, and cancelled her credit card. 

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