Pink pineapple

I hate having my hair cut. Hairdresser's opening statement was that housing problems in UK are caused by immigrants. Hospitals are overflowing because of immigrants. Tried to explain recent history of housing market but didn't get very far. Couldn't find the strength to deal with the pros and cons of economic migration and globalisation. 

So, all I have managed to produce today is pink pineapple. Or is that just the way I see it?