The strange case of the missing whisky!

An unusual start to the weekend..
I was visited by a Yorkshireman with a twirly moustache
All my whisky has evaporated ...
and I seem to have been press-ganged into a St Ayles Skiff racing team!

Single malt Soozy and I are having a quiet day befitting our delicate condition whilst considering moving to a land locked area.