Totally mist off......

This morning, I received a thrilling letter from the company who deal with my pension scheme.

Apparently, (assuming that I don't retire until I'm 105) I'll eventually be the happy recipient of a lump sum which will just about cover the cost of a weekend in Glasqow. (The crummy bit of Glasgow. In a cheap B&B. With no hot and cold water. Or indeed a roof.)

Canny wait.......