"Heave to, ye lubbers!"

As a certain young man has a birthday coming up soon, we decided to check out his present to make sure it didn't need much in the way of building up. As it happened, it was a quick fix and was soon returned to its box and wrapping.
So Captain Pugwash and Black Jake will soon be able to chase each other across the High Seas (a.k.a. The living room carpet)
So "splice the mainbrace" and "avast behind" and all such nautical nonsense!