First of the day

I've never flown with Thomas Cook before........it was interesting.  We had to stop in the Canary Islands for fuel,  The Captain blamed the headwind, I blamed the small plane.  It only added an hour onto the flight time, which is a small price to pay for staying in the air.  Our companions for the journey were a young lady (Fruit Loop) and her partner (Mad Axe Murderer),  Fruit Loop spent most of the journey screaming or crying, Mad Axe Murderer got steadly drunk and increasingly nasty to Fruit Loop.  We waved them a fond farewell when they got off the coach at a different hotel.......little did we know.........