Joke.

One lime says to the other lime, "You're not looking too well, Harry".
The other lime says "Lyme disease, mate.....it's not looking good".
The first lime says, "Maybe you're just out of juice"".
The second lime says, "Well, I've certainly lost my zest for life".
The first lime says, "This ponce can't think of anymore crap jokes, can he."
The second lime says, "What a wanker. He hasn't got a photo today so what does he do? He goes and exploits my illness for a cheap gag".
The first lime says, "You really are ill then?".
The second lime says, "Yeah, I told you, Lyme disease, mate".
The first lime sa.......

......for the love of God, stop me before one of us dies.

Are you sure you want to come tomorrow night?