someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

"Real talk: When do characters in books pee?" was the first thing I saw this morning in a text from Issy and I've been contemplating it all day. Like--between chapters? Like, if we're going to use Harry Potter as an example, JK Rowling cuts scenes to the middle of class and the story is told like a memoir and obviously if youre telling a story from your past you dont mention that--but what about when its not  being told that way?! I need answers.

Also I wore my show-shirt on the wrong day so I washed it when i got home so I could wear it tomorrow except now everyones going to think I just wore it twice and that I'm gross. Oh well~