youngies journey

By youngie66

THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER MURRDURR Part 4

Well after the grusome murrdurrs on my 10th and 14th of December blips and the Batcam footage of the scary hermit guy digging up a skull on my 26th of December blip we now have the grusome find of some sort of beast we head over to Police Scotland to catch up with the investigation of the Glen Sleekit massacres with Detective Seargeant Jenson Mutton and Constable Larry Lamb. The phone rings at Police headquarters and officer Duggan takes a call from local man and amateur sleuth Laird Youngie of Glen Sleekit who wishes to speak to DS Mutton so Duggan patches the Laird through.

DS M.> Hello who I am I speaking to !
L Y. > It is Laird Youngie here is that DS Mutton ?
DS M.> It is your lairdship how can I help you.
L Y.> Well Detective I think you need to come out to the west bounday of Glen Sleekit at the branch for Glen Bogle as I have found a body of some sort of human type figure that looks like it has been Bludgeoned to death the snow is deep here as well I happened to come across the body as I was looking out for some deer to photograph for blipfoto but came accross this grisly sight.
DS M> Good god man I will get the team and forensics out right away don't touch a thing as well will get there shortly.
L Y.> Ok detective.

Officers Mutton and Lamb arrived at the scene soon after that and were directed to the scene from Laird Youngie shouting down from the hillside to alert them to the spot running close by a copse of pine trees.

DS M> Hello Laird Youngie.
L Y.> Hello detective Mutton I haven't touched or stood near the body to protect any vital evidence you will need in your investigation as I'm a kinda amateur sleuth I was surprised to find no other footprints other than that of the deceased person or whatever he is.
C L> Wow what on earth is that thing.
DS M> Thanks well it looks like we may have the beast that we saw in the batcam video last month on the 26th I'm wondering whether some of the villagers took matters into there own hands but your right your Lairdship there is no other descernable footprints around or weapon no blood stains apart from at the back of his head and on the surrounding snow and tree very peculiar indeed hmm
C L> Your right Detective well at least folks can rest easy now that we have this whatever it is dead and we can autopsy it to find out if it's human or not.
L Y> Did you say you had him on video from last month detective ?
DS M> I did infact Constable show him the pictures on your phone.
C L> There you go Laird Youngie.
L Y> Hmmmm yes a very strange creature officers but I wouldn't be so quick in letting folks in the village of Sleekit that you have the beast.
DS M> Why ever not Laird ?
L Y> Well look at the face they are not the same from your 26th shot to todays they are two seperate beasts,
DS M. Ffs your right Laird how the hell do we explain this to folks we thought we were dealing with just one.
C L. By the way detective I forgot to mention that the DNA pulled from the skull last month and that left behind from that beast for some strange reason the lab is running the test again because the samples from both match Identically.
DS M> Jeezo that's all we frikken need so does that mean we had identical siblings and that one had passed away then.
C L > Well we did see that beast dig the skull up and then gently put it back that does kinda look like the beast had some kind of compassion or  love for it so you could be onto something.
DS M> Well shit I though we were about to wrap this thing up today but this leaves us with more questions than answers.

So as the forensic team did there examination of the deceased body which had been severely bludgeoned to death and was taken  away for examination the officers returned to headquarters thanking the eccentric Laird Youngie of Glen Sleekit fo his assistance and helpfull insight into the strange goings on in the Glen.
TO BE CONTINUED.

Anyway it was a cold morning for my drive north today but I had supplies of food and drink to keep me warm in the hills and glens of the Trossachs at least my all day breakfast sandwich was slightly different from yesterdays one as the bread was orange yesterday and the reason for that was the bread was baked bean flavour never seen that before but it was nice aprt from seeing on both packs of sandwiches that the skins on the sausages contain Collagen is that no the stuff get injected into the lips to plump them up ! well if  you  want a plumper sausage just fill it with more meat no daft collagen anyway movie for the day is "The Beast Must Die 1974" PS the rapsberries and jelly and strawberry sauce and red food dye were not harmed in the making of this blip lol Go BIG See Ya

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