Shiner

Now you see kids, this is why boring adults tell you never to throw snowballs at anyone's face..... particularly if the snow has turned to blocks of ice.... It's bloody dangerous and extremely stoopid. And now by beautiful daughter has a split eyebrow.

Innit?!

Oh and thanks to the kind folks in the corner shop who helped her by LENDING (Yes, they took them back to the shop!!) her a bag of frozen peas for the swelling. And to anyone going into the corner shop over the next few days..... Don't be buying any frozen peas....