Anagram Of The Day?

Bandit: Anything interesting happen to you this week Dylan?
Dylan: Well, I was on Bilp!
Bandit: Blip Dylan, Blip.
Dylan: Okay. I was on Blip.
Bandit: So what. I've been on Blip.
Dylan: But, I was in the Popular pages.
Bandit: I think we've been there before!
Dylan: Ah, but I was at the top of the first page?
Bandit: You know what Dylan, you can be a real pain in the EARS at times!
Dylan: EARS?
Bandit: Oops! Right letters, wrong order. I meant pain in the ****?

Here is a lovely song for Burn's Day