Family

These are my off spring.  

I tried my best to be a good parent and bring them up proper likes but then there was a show on I wanted to watch and frankly do you have any idea how hard it is parenting 24 /7.

So I apologise society.  

You'll notice one is big and the other is small.  This works as the big one can babysit, if rewarded with cash, and the little one still likes me.

We watched Mrs Miniver after work and school today.   Both of them are shocked that society was colourless before they were born and the internet only had one search engine.  I think they are proud that somehow managed to survive it all.

Greer Garson calmed them both down though.