Check these out!

No, not the overly filthy tiles of my kitchen floor, or my £4.99 lidl joggy bottoms, but these flashy new running trainers.

I am not, never have been, and don't intend to become, a runner; but I decided to aim for a mini triathlon at some point in the next decade or so and my lovely husband heard this and went into a full wiggle.com purchasing frenzy.

They are amazing. So amazing I danced around the house and then took them off, made a cup of tea and sat down on the sofa.