eBay of the pigs

The kids...
They have that 6th sense. That survival instinct.
That kicks in at the last moment. The 11th hour. 
When they sort of guess that I am just about to put them on eBay. 
EUR0.01 starting bid. No reserve price. 
And they pull back from the brink. At the last second. Before the start of the final hostilities. The unilateral annihilation. 

And they switch to "nice" mode.

This is Finn in "nice" mode.

My finger was this close to the enter key.
This close...