Live, laugh, love...

And piss in private! No chance. Not in this house. Not any more.

I'd like to tell you about how much I've done with my day. I'd like to tell you I was up with the larks and went out and spent the day being productive in the sunshine. I'd like to tell you I'm not still in my PJs...

So I finished True Detective and now I seem to be watching some random celebs going down a toboggan track with Davina running commentary. I kind of feel like the athletes who do the sport train hard to do it. There's skill involved. How much training do these celebs have before they jump off a ramp?

Talking of ramps, Pepsi just fell off the radiator shelf! Haha! Looks like a job for Dad.