temping

"It sounds a little cruel."

Nah, it'll be funny, I'm tellin yer. Dead funny.

"He is rather attached to me, you know."

"S'why it'll be funny. Finkin you're lost. Forever, innit.

"Couldn't I just hide under a chair, or under his pillow? What if they just order another of me online, or go into one of the two known physical-shop sources first thing tomorrow?""

Nah. In the box. That way, you'll not be discovered for free days, after they've gone checked wiv the shop that you weren't left in a trolley and everyfin. One of them might even drive out to check the trolleys in the trolley park. Funny, yeah?