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These chaps have been outside our home for over two weeks now instead of the days they promised at the beginning.  They are beset with problems, the latest being that the hole where the wires all connect up keeps flooding and they have been pumping out for two days so far.  Earlier they detected gas in one of the new metal boxes that have been installed further along the road.
The bigger chap is an ex policeman who bought his first house aged 24, married at 40, has two kids, is now 58 and working for his step nephew and the final unsolicited piece in the jigsaw of his life story, that just poured out of him, is that he wishes he had had the chance to fire a Taser Gun before he retired from the force!
How's that in reply to the simple request for a Blip!